Here's what Steven's doing right now:


Here's what I'm doing:

Okay, okay. I know that even at scientific conferences that take place in Hawaii they're mostly inside stuffy rooms all day listening to brain-crushing theoretical presentations, but still--wouldn't you rather face that beautiful ocean than my sinkful of dirty dishes at the end of the day? I forgot how much more two people can get done than one hugely pregnant, brain-fried, hormonal person. But don't worry, I'm not bitter. Not at all. Why? Do I sound bitter? Because I'm not. Seriously.